Buying Nalgene knock-offs for $2/ea. Seeing a girl from across church. Hugging Grandma Ware. Shakespeare in Love. Finding out a dear friend is lesbian.
One thing you'll learn about Raj is his impeccable ability to make a joke even in the midst of the most serious situation. At times it is a rare and wonderful gift. At others you simply wish to pummel him.
Hugging grandmas is awesome. I wish I had a grandma . . . I'm kidding, I have one. See now I'm being a comment jerk too all for the sake of sick and twisted humor. I apologize for the both of us. Hugging other people's grandmas is also cool, so long as you know the "other people." I'm not advocating the random hugging of old ladies on the street. You don't even know if they are grandmothers for one, unless they're sporting some type of "World's Greatest Grandma" paraphenalia, then you can be reasonably sure that they are. But either way the hugging of random elderly women on the street could lead to a fierce beating with a handbag and that would just be embarrassing.
I asked you not to tell anyone.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, perhaps you were talking about another "dear friend."
Disregard . . . disregard . . . nothing to see here.
One thing you'll learn about Raj is his impeccable ability to make a joke even in the midst of the most serious situation. At times it is a rare and wonderful gift. At others you simply wish to pummel him.
ReplyDeleteHugging grandmas is awesome. I wish I had a grandma . . . I'm kidding, I have one. See now I'm being a comment jerk too all for the sake of sick and twisted humor. I apologize for the both of us. Hugging other people's grandmas is also cool, so long as you know the "other people." I'm not advocating the random hugging of old ladies on the street. You don't even know if they are grandmothers for one, unless they're sporting some type of "World's Greatest Grandma" paraphenalia, then you can be reasonably sure that they are. But either way the hugging of random elderly women on the street could lead to a fierce beating with a handbag and that would just be embarrassing.
No, no, I like jokes. And besides: it was a good day.
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